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"That's not a 351 Cleveland...." I'm trying get a word in edgewise while he goes on and on. Finally he stops with, " And I know I'm right." " It's a 460 you idiot." I said, " get away from my car".......
 
Try buying a Chrysler starter for a 59 Chevy pickup. Told the guy I needed a Chrysler starter for 66 to 78. He asked what does this go in, I can not find it without knowing what you are putting it in. One of the older guys caught wind of what was happening and went and got me a starter.
 
My 81 turbo trans am isn't running right, not getting gas after the accelerator pump gives its spray. I'm pretty sure there's varnish built up inside of it not letting enough gas flow through the venturi. Had someone insist that the only issue could be a trashed fuel filter. Told them no, because the accelerator pump would spray when the pedal was pushed time and time again. They then over to my car with me knowing, pulled the fuel filter out (clean by the way), held it up to my face and said "THIS is what's wrong with your car". Told them no, started the car with the fuel filter off and it still wouldn't run right, surprise surprise. Later, they showed me a picture of a tore down carb, said my carburetor had idle rods in it just like the one in the picture, and that they are what's wrong with my car. Told them they aren't allowed to touch my car anymore.

Couple weeks ago, that same person heard that popping dents was easy with an oxy torch and a cool wet rag. They grabbed a butane torch, heated up a minor hail dent on my hood to almost red hot, and dropped the rag on it. Perplexed with the still existing dent and a small area of slightly warped hood, they moved about a foot over to another dent, still no success and a new slightly warped area. (car has a "patina" hood, so paint isn't an issue). They tried on the last few dents on the hood. No success, so they moved onto the fender. This time, they heated the area up red hot and dropped the rag on it. Didn't work, so they did it again. Saw what they were doing and put it to a stop. Now have a nicely warped fender that still has a hail dent on it.

You need smarter friends.
 
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Lower radiator hose has a slow leak when its cold out, just got cold out and haven't had a chance to change it. Person is 100% positive that it's the reason my car runs cold because clearly the "heater core is starving for coolant". I also know nothing about cars compared to this persons "fifty years experience".
 
Lower radiator hose has a slow leak when its cold out, just got cold out and haven't had a chance to change it. Person is 100% positive that it's the reason my car runs cold because clearly the "heater core is starving for coolant". I also know nothing about cars compared to this persons "fifty years experience".
you better hope he doesn't report you to the authorities for heater core abuse. When you take on the responsibility of having a heater core, you can't simply starve it like that! for shame
 
It's not flat, it's just flat on 1 side
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Oh A guy swore the 64-66 barracuda rear windows are worth $2000. Sorry ....but that is a Mopar myth statred long ago.
 
I was told pigs could fly.. I believed , when I seen my x wife flying down the stairs.. :)
 
Guy behind the counter told me they never made Dodge Chargers in 1966.He told me 1968 was the first year. I laughed at him and pointed at the front window that I was parked outside of and said what is that then? A 68?

In 1994 the auto parts store at the Edwards AFB gas station told me that on the 1988 Olds cutlass did NOT COME with an alternator, and that it was a DEALER INSTALLED Option
(My bud's car, he was out of the Country and she, his wife needed a new alternator)
 
Had a guy tell me one time he had a 74 charger with a 440 hemi in it. I just smiled and shook my head.

I just recently was told by some guy while looking at my 70 Bee with the Hemi in it that he HAD or HAS a 1970 440 Hemi back at the house....HONEST!
 
I wish I had a quarter for every time I've heard-

"I used to have a '69 Challenger".
 
...and Mike Joy owes ALL OF US a couple quarters for saying on national television-

"You couldn't get a 'Cuda in 1969...."
 
Back in the day I had an 85 Yamaha RZ500 streetbike. Very rare 4 cylinder 2 stroke, never sold in the USA. Anyway it smoked like crazy being a 4 cylinder with the oil injectors. All my buddies are Harley guys, we all grew up together so I was allowed to go to Laconia Bike Week with them back in 99. Well sitting in traffic in the summer a female state trooper with the attitude of a pitbull walks up to my bike. She looks at me and starts screaming to get my bike fixed. I looked at her and asked what was wrong. She said my motor was worn and burning oil and yelled again to get it fixed. i looked at her and told her it was a 2-stroke. That's how it's supposed to be. She just gave me a dirty look and snarled back to get it fixed and walked away. My Harley buddies couldn't stop laughing.
 
"No, that's not because of a dirty carburetor, you need to replace your ECM"
 
Looking at a 318 68 charger once and the guy said "It's got the hi-po 318, only year they made em.."
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