Why I avoid handshakes

[Richard Cranium]

 

[69roadr]

LOL!

 

[moparnation74]

 

[eldubb440]

stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum

 

[Cncguy1]

That is why you shake with your right hand, so they can wipe with their left.

 

[eric383]

No problem, he's wiping with his left hand! Or is it she?

 

[plymouth67]

Looks like you may need this...

 

[BDF6]

I avoid 3rd world countries. Not as easy avoiding 3rd world COUNTIES here...

 

[moparcurt]

LOL....it does not matter what country your in......

EVERY hand has touched some genitals at least once today!!!

 

[Bobo]

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looks like a local island person

 

[Timmayy]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brandy]

That's why ancient Scots called a left handed person, Cack handed.

 

[BDF6]

What did they call the right handers?

 

[Brandy]

What did they call the right handers?

Sir. Although mainstream, modern English seems to have no specific correlations between the words left or right and other connotations (the double meaning of right as correct and the opposite of left appears to be coincidental)[2], a linguistic prejudice shows itself both in the dialects of England and Scotland and in various phrases containing 'left handed.'

Dialectically, in some parts of Scotland, left handed is often called 'cacky handed' (cack being slang for excrement in that area)[1,2]. In other parts of the United Kingdom, 'left handed' has also been termed cork handed, cunny handed, flog fisted, back handed, cob handed, and ballock handed-- words with connotations ranging from simply clumsy or awkward, [1] to outright vulgar.[2]

 

[Dennis H]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/10-members...n-cruise/story?id=51133491&yptr=yahoo&ref=yfp

 

[kiwigtx]

What did they call the right handers?

Wae aye clever buggers.

 

[BDF6]

Sir. Although mainstream, modern English seems to have no specific correlations between the words left or right and other connotations (the double meaning of right as correct and the opposite of left appears to be coincidental)[2], a linguistic prejudice shows itself both in the dialects of England and Scotland and in various phrases containing 'left handed.'

Dialectically, in some parts of Scotland, left handed is often called 'cacky handed' (cack being slang for excrement in that area)[1,2]. In other parts of the United Kingdom, 'left handed' has also been termed cork handed, cunny handed, flog fisted, back handed, cob handed, and ballock handed-- words with connotations ranging from simply clumsy or awkward, [1] to outright vulgar.[2]

'Tis true! However that source omitted this (from an old book I have on the shelf):

 

[DCCoronet]

I use my right hand to scratch my hole..... no one suspects a thing till they put a cheetoh up to their mouth... just sayin'

 

[Brandy]

'Tis true! However that source omitted this (from an old book I have on the shelf):
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That should be a definition of the DNC...

 

[Brandy]

I use my right hand to scratch my hole..... no one suspects a thing till they put a cheetoh up to their mouth... just sayin'