A carburetor walks into a bar…

[Slantsixdan]

A carburetor walks into a bar, hops up on a stool, says "Gimme a beer and a shot of whiskey!", and proceeds to put a shaft, a lever, a plate, and a bimetallic spring on the bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of choke?"

 

[toolmanmike]

Ouch!!!

 

[GetX'd]

Must be a slow news day....... lol

 

[kiwigtx]

 

[khryslerkid]

Only you Dan! You need to stop by more

 

[Kern Dog]

What is with the rainbow, Dan? Are you a Unicorn in human skin ?

 

[Slantsixdan]

What is with the rainbow, Dan? Are you a Unicorn in human skin ?

Naw, I'm a hummus eggshell. Shh, don't tell my husband.

 

[cryplydog]

That's a pretty cool joke but nothin like a Henway.

 

[Car Nut]

 

[Slantsixdan]

That's a pretty cool joke but nothin like a Henway.

We say "about 3 or 4 kilos" up here.

 

[Kern Dog]

Are you the lighting Guru I read about in Mopar Action?
Hummus eggshell ?? Whuuut ??

 

[Slantsixdan]

Are you the lighting Guru I read about in Mopar Action?

Yup, that's me. Wanna see/be seen better in yer old car, gimme a shout.

Hummus eggshell ?? Whuuut ??

The rainbow, "hummus eggshell", and mention of my husband weren't enough clues, eh? Alright: I'm gay.

 

[Kern Dog]

Gay is no problem to me, my friend. We are all just people trying to live life and have some fun, right?
I just was confused by the hummus eggshell reference. It seemed witty and clever, a couple of traits that I try to support.
Yes, I am glad to learn that you are the lighting guy I have heard of. I am interested in better lighting for my classics and will surely look you up when I am ready. Thank you.

 

[GetX'd]

What does hummus eggshell mean? Never heard that one .......

 

[Slantsixdan]

Gay is no problem to me, my friend. We are all just people trying to live life and have some fun, right?

That's the theory! Kinda tough these days; politics is a big ol' tire fire no matter which side you're on.

I just was confused by the hummus eggshell reference.

Say "hummus eggshell" real fast, like it's one word.

I am interested in better lighting for my classics and will surely look you up when I am ready.

QUIT CALLING ME SHIRLEY!!!

 

[Kern Dog]

Ok...I get it now. Son of a bitch, I should have caught that!

 

[Kern Dog]

I didn't call you a "Mary"....That is MY wife's name after all...

By the way...I'm going to post your joke on a few forums. I'm considering taking credit for it too.

 

[69 wagonman]

Thats just fuelish.....he must have been half in the barrel.....shoulda pumped him for more info....

 

[Slantsixdan]

I didn't call you a "Mary"....That is MY wife's name after all...

Oh yeah?! Well, when I think of a snappy retort, you'll be the second to know!

I'm going to post your joke on a few forums. I'm considering taking credit for it too.

Time-honoured tradition! There's more here (and if you really wanna go down an internet rabbit hole, it's here (most of the really good stuff is on the "older entries" page; button at the bottom of the linked page).

 

[GetX'd]

Oh yeah?! Well, when I think of a snappy retort, you'll be the second to know!



Time-honoured tradition! There's more here (and if you really wanna go down an internet rabbit hole, it's here (most of the really good stuff is on the "older entries" page; button at the bottom of the linked page).

I still don’t get the hummus eggshell thing ...... maybe I’m a little slow....