Avoiding A DUI Arrest

[Auggie56]

Last night I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails and then a few shots!
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do something I had never done before,
I took a cab home!
Sure enough there was a police roadblock on the way home but, since it was a cab they just waved it through.
I arrived home safely and without incident. This was a great relief and a surprise for me as I had never driven a
cab before!
I don't even remember where I got it from and now that it's in my garage, what do I do with it??

 

[FU64RY]

LOL

 

[mopar 3 B]

This is a joke?

 

[metaldad]

a liitle side track, but - on topic
i actually figgered out how to put an 'app' on my phone, and opened an uber account.
just in case

 

[POMONAMISSEL]

thats the way to be safer then the other guys , great thinking there . enjoy n live to see another day . merry christmas to all .

 

[Bb70charger500]

I just don't drink!

 

[gary h]

Was it a Checker Cab ????

 

[FU64RY]

My friend just bought a new hundi. They told him a $1,000 off if he was a uber driver.

He is now registered and a $1,000 to the good and has a new car.

 

[super-bee_ski]

Great joke!

 

[MarPar]

a liitle side track, but - on topic
i actually figgered out how to put an 'app' on my phone, and opened an uber account.
just in case

what's an app?

 

[bschomske]

How much did you charge yourself for the ride home?