Oh Billy

[ESOXER]

A teacher says to Billy, "Billy if there are five birds on a wire and you shoot one how many are left?" Billy says "none cause you scared the rest" teacher says " four, but I like the way you think"
Billy says "teacher if there are three women eating icecream, one sucking, one licking and one biting wich one is married?" The teacher reluctantly says "the one sucking"
Billy says " no the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think"

 

[67belvedere/225]

hahahhaha

 

[Ironbuilt]

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

 

[ESOXER]

Billy was showering with mommy and looked up and said what's that? Mommy said that my beaver. Billy had to stay at grandmas for a few days, well he was in the shower with grandma and asked what's that? Grandma said my beaver. Mom asked how Billy's visit was he said good except grandma's beaver was dead it's tounge was was sticking out

 

[Wingfoot]

Billy was showering with mommy and looked up and said what's that? Mommy said that my beaver. Billy had to stay at grandmas for a few days, well he was in the shower with grandma and asked what's that? Grandma said my beaver. Mom asked how Billy's visit was he said good except grandma's beaver was dead it's tounge was was sticking out

I'm chuckling on this one because I think I get it, but MAN, that is SO wrong on so many levels............ just sayin.'

 

[ESOXER]

I know, guy at work told me that one he's a sick bastard. Probably shoulda kept it to myself

I'm chuckling on this one because I think I get it, but MAN, that is SO wrong on so many levels............ just sayin.'

 

[Wingfoot]

I know, guy at work told me that one he's a sick bastard. Probably shoulda kept it to myself

This is kinda/sorta on topic. What has been heard cannot be un-heard. A sick bastard at work told me this one and as hard as I try, I just can't un-hear it. I probably need to keep it to myself also, but what the Hell, this is a Oh Billy thread:

Do you know why it's so great f-ing 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..............