Got pulled over by a Cop tonight.....

[kiwigtx]

...he walks up to my car window, and says "Papers!"

I replied "Scissors" and drove off.


He must be keen for a re-match, because he's been following me for the last hour with flashing lights and sirens....

 

[Lefty71]

LOL, I call bullshit!

I almost blew coffee out my nose!

 

[mobileparts]

That "ROCKs".......
(Who wins now???)

 

[super-bee_ski]

Ha Ha, me also, thought you really did get pulled over...who l=know?
You just might have done that!
Hilarious Kiwi!
Thank you!

 

[spoolinhard]

Real life =helicopter, pit manuver, wreck, arrest. Buh bye.

 

[kiwigtx]

LOL, I call bullshit!

I almost blew coffee out my nose!

It was a joke.

What sort of coffee???

 

[MarPar]

 

[kiwigtx]

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Looking at those hands....going right to left looks like a rough night out...

 

[Slap Stick]

Sir, have you been drinking? I smell alcohol on your breath.
No, have you been eating doughnuts? Your eyes are glazed.

 

[kiwigtx]

Sir, have you been drinking? I smell alcohol on your breath.
No, have you been eating doughnuts? Your eyes are glazed.

Sir, have you been drinking? I smell alcohol on your breath.
No, have you been eating doughnuts? Your eyes are glazed.

I have tried being clever with the cops....they have no sense of humour. I told one cop many years ago that he should be catching real criminals, instead of pulling people over for doing a few mph over the posted speed limit. He replied, "Don't tell me how to do my job"

 

[Slap Stick]

"Then don't tell me I must pay your salary".

 

[Brandy]

I have tried being clever with the cops....they have no sense of humour. I told one cop many years ago that he should be catching real criminals, instead of pulling people over for doing a few mph over the posted speed limit. He replied, "Don't tell me how to do my job"

I told a SC cop the same thing once. his reply? " So, sir, you admit that you were exceeding the posted speed limit?" He gave me a small smile after he said it.