How To Conserve Toilet Paper

[Runner 68]

Believe it or not I was taught this in the USMC years ago.
Effective but not for the faint of heart.
As long as you can wash your hands, no problem.

 

[polywideblock]

just use both sides

 

[metaldad]

just use both sides

like using a rubber?!?

 

[Photon440]

Remember Rimmer on Red Dwarf? "Three sheets of toilet paper. One up, one down and one to polish".

 

[snakeyes]

Believe it or not I was taught this in the USMC years ago.
Effective but not for the faint of heart.
As long as you can wash your hands, no problem.

Memories thanks

 

[coronet68mx]

Belice me when i tell you, this is a world wide used technique.

 

[hanks73340]

Has anyone explained the 3 Sea shells yet?......Demolition Man......

 

[Daves69]

.....3 Sea shells....

I've tried the cussing but it produced absolutely no violation tickets!

 

[Runner 68]

Bark and pine sprigs work pretty good too.
The pine sprigs leave a pretty nice smell as well!

 

[khryslerkid]

That technique is older than me!

 

[BDF6]

Waste not - want not.

 

[Ron H]

Waste not - want not.
View attachment 925702

There were hundreds cobs laying in my yard adjacent to the harvested corn field - now wish a woulda saved those...

 

[kiwigtx]

Waste not - want not.
View attachment 925702

Corn hole cleaners.

 

[Durandal25]

Believe it or not I was taught this in the USMC years ago.
Effective but not for the faint of heart.
As long as you can wash your hands, no problem.

......going to have some tan knuckles with that.

 

[Ron H]

......going to have some tan knuckles with that.

Another reason now not to shake hands

 

[Pops1967GTX]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f45a7e0...fd230cf6e702caeea43f2bd526a5c0b398cb4dda.gifv

 

[coronet68mx]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f45a7e0...fd230cf6e702caeea43f2bd526a5c0b398cb4dda.gifv

 

[barbee6043]

Waste not - want not.
View attachment 925702

Corn cobs yes thats what I was thinking also!!

 

[ESOXER]

The was a tavern this old lady owned, she was very upfront and no filter. She painted on the stall, by the TP.
"If your asshole is smaller than 50cent piece, you only need one square."
When you'd return from the bathroom, even if you pissed she'd yell. "Better have only used one fuckin square! Shits cheap, toilet paper isnt!"
Miss that old hag

 

[Runner 68]

Sweet Jesus it must be getting slow in FBBO Land to resurrect a thread this old on this topic.