How you know when you are old.....

[OSDart]

When you can remember when the Dead Sea was sick.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[barbee6043]

I figure I have gotten old when I get on the floor and she calls a crane to get my *** back up!????

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[oldbee]

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Bull----!!!!! Believe me,I know. My ultimate prime was in '69 after boot camp!!! I'm sticking to it.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Slap Stick]

When morning wood is what you go outside to get for the fireplace or stove.

 

[r4sedan]

When you argue with someone about something, because you know you are right. Then latter on you realize you were actually wrong.

 

[ws23jrt]

When you map out five tasks to accomplish for the day and eventually decide that doing two of them is just fine.

 

[oldbee]

Lol, just get one accomplished !

 

[33 IMP]

When you attempt to go to the bathroom less than five times a day...


Or less than twice a night.

 

[oldbee]

When you attempt to go to the bathroom less than five times a day...


Or less than twice a night.

IT'S the half cup of water before bed(to wash out the alcohol!). Only 0600-0700 so far!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

this is helpful

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q1ke6yvSQH1vk2g1x.mp4

 

[oldbee]

this is helpful

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q1ke6yvSQH1vk2g1x.mp4

Who woulda thunk?!!!

 

[chtampa]

I love the opportunities when you get multiple "piss hard-on's" at night. Snuggle and poke!

 

[ws23jrt]

My daughter sent me a picture with me in it -that is eight years old. I would have quickly guessed three or four years.
I now know I am a time traveler and am exceeding the speed limit.

 

[snakeyes]

when I wake up

 

[oldbee]

My daughter sent me a picture with me in it -that is eight years old. I would have quickly guessed three or four years.
I now know I am a time traveler and am exceeding the speed limit.

Getting older,lol.

 

[DeltaV]

Your cars are older than your coworkers.