The "I'm so old thread......"

[Cranky]

I'm so old that I now use a rake to pull tools etc out from under the car once I'm done fixing it and use a hoe for the stuff the rake leaves behind!

 

[69a100]

I just use the magnet retriever, but I get the point!

 

[kiwigtx]

...I'm getting stiff in all the wrong places.

(and I don't mean around schools)

 

[T2R9]

I'm so old I bought a lift so I don't have to crawl under any cars anymore.

 

[T2R9]

Still can't see what I am doing though! More lights!

 

[Photon440]

I'm so old that I..um...
Pardon me?

 

[Mike67]

When building my car the first thing that came to mind was where can I mount my fuse block so I don't have to be a contortionist to get to it...

 

[R413]

I’m so old I started working on my health and body just as much as the cars. And the improvements are measurable!

 

[Budnicks]

what did I come here for ?

 

[alsant]

You guys are killing me ! That’s how old I am !

 

[Hilljack68]

...I get tired watching other people work out.

 

[T2R9]

I’m so old I started working on my health and body just as much as the cars. And the improvements are measurable!

That's next on my list. It's a hard road to travel after years of bad habits but it needs doing.

 

[dla4567]

I got a wifi thermostat so I don’t have to get out of bed to adjust the temperature.

 

[Mike67]

The lights out switch in my butt is a lot more sensitive, if I sit more than five minutes someone is getting a nap whether its wanted or not!!!

 

[Cranky]

I'm so old I bought a lift so I don't have to crawl under any cars anymore.

Oh man, wish I had built my shop with at least a 10 foot ceiling!

I’m so old I started working on my health and body just as much as the cars. And the improvements are measurable!

Been trying but Mr. Aurthur Rightus is a lot of my problem....

 

[Darter6]

I'm so old I go to bed by 8 up at 10 to piss, up at 12:30 to piss again,, up at 2 am to piss for a 3rd time,,,
dog gets me up at 4 am cus' he gotta go out,, Hell with it might as well stay up. No wonder I go to bed at 8 !

 

[moparwacko]

I'm so old.....
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

 

[khryslerkid]

You're old when you realize you've turned into someone just like your parents.

 

[dla4567]

I'm so old I go to bed by 8 up at 10 to piss, up at 12:30 to piss again,, up at 2 am to piss for a 3rd time,,,
dog gets me up at 4 am cus' he gotta go out,, Hell with it might as well stay up. No wonder I go to bed at 8 !

Look at the bright side. Getting up at night to piss is not as bad as NOT getting up at night to piss.

 

[Cranky]

You're old when you realize you've turned into someone just like your parents. View attachment 1030357

I know!! I look in the looking glass and wonder 'who in the world is that!'

Look at the bright side. Getting up at night to piss is not as bad as NOT getting up at night to piss.

Sometimes it's once and sometimes it's lots of times but so far, the bed has been dry!!