Need some Women advice guys.

[chtampa]

Women only need to understand one thing to make men happy.

He wants something to drink, something to eat, and to see something naked by 7:00 p.m.

Once that is acknowledged, everything else falls into place.

I AM one and still don't understand other women, most likely because my dad was a much bigger influence on me than my mom is.

Been told many times in my life that I "think like a guy," and you know what? I'm good with that. Being led by logic over emotion, being honest at all times, and having integrity over half-assed-edness is no comparison to "Oh, Marie, I LOVE your sweater!" and forty-three seconds later she's asking Samantha if she saw that hideous outfit Marie is wearing today. I don't roll that way.

Have you considered cloning?

 

[Mackman]

Connect with a girl you went to high school with. I know a lot of couples that got together years after high school.

 

[CudaChick1968]

Have you considered cloning?

I could use a few just to do the domestic bullshit I hate.

 

[chargervert]

Clones like you would sell like hotcakes! I will take three please!

 

[YY1]

Not to burst any bubbles but wouldn't any clones also hate the same things?

 

[Cranky]

Not to burst any bubbles but wouldn't any clones also hate the same things?

Clones can be trained lol

Women only need to understand one thing to make men happy.

He wants something to drink, something to eat, and to see something naked by 7:00 p.m.

Once that is acknowledged, everything else falls into place.

I AM one and still don't understand other women, most likely because my dad was a much bigger influence on me than my mom is.

Been told many times in my life that I "think like a guy," and you know what? I'm good with that. Being led by logic over emotion, being honest at all times, and having integrity over half-assed-edness is no comparison to "Oh, Marie, I LOVE your sweater!" and forty-three seconds later she's asking Samantha if she saw that hideous outfit Marie is wearing today. I don't roll that way.

I've been talking to 4 different women who I've known in the past and have come into contact with them again in recent years. 3 of them are totally clueless and the 1 that does have a clue and likes guys like me is married and will probably stay that way even though her husband treats her like crap. She hates that he does that to her but wants to 'transition' into another marriage right away and well.....and I'm not going to be the cause of a breakup so I'm keeping my distance. I also know him from where I used to work and know how he is and wonder how she ever fell for him. I'm about to be 70 and don't want anymore drama in my life either, so oh well. Just got to stay focused and keep moving forward.

 

[YY1]

I've learned that women that will not leave an abusive relationship generally will not stay in a non-abusive one.

 

[Ron H]

Men don't want sex, men NEED sex!
Women know this. They use men for protection and comfort! I guarantee you can have a new woman every week knowing this.

LOL - you know what year it is or ya could be trapped in a time warp...

 

[Slap Stick]

I once knew a guy who made several clones of himself but one went bad. It would go out and run the streets naked and assault women and the friend got arrested.
When he got out of jail he found the offender and pished him off a cliff and immediately was arrested.
The charge?

Making an obscene clone fall.

 

[Cranky]

I've learned that women that will not leave an abusive relationship generally will not stay in a non-abusive one.

Took my step daughter a long time but she finally left her abusive husband about 10 years ago. The guy was a piece of work too.....and he got a gun pulled out on him twice that I know of and beat up by the cops a few times too.

I once knew a guy who made several clones of himself but one went bad. It would go out and run the streets naked and assault women and the friend got arrested.
When he got out of jail he found the offender and pished him off a cliff and immediately was arrested.
The charge?

Making an obscene clone fall.

It's bad enough having a jr gone bad! I don't have any boys but sure would never have one with the same name as mine lol

 

[WileERobby]

I've learned that women that will not leave an abusive relationship generally will not stay in a non-abusive one.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ACCURATE & TRUE IS THAT STATEMENT.

 

[440+6]

Clones like you would sell like hotcakes! I will take three please!

I want the real one, ok and one clone just for.......

 

[chtampa]

Anyone that ever says "Happy wife, Happy life" should have their man card taken away.

 

[chargervert]

I say it's cheaper to keep her.36 years served,life to go,no time off for good behavior,no chance for parole!

 

[YY1]

The "secret" to a good relationship is the same as cars.

Make your money "on the buy".

Meaning, keep your standards high and don't settle.

Good ones are out there, just few and very far between.

Took me over 30 years, but I'm glad I held out.

 

[Don selleck]

you just gotta make em squeel like a school girl every week or so,

 

[Slap Stick]

you just gotta make em squeel like a school girl every week or so,

Yep. Just hand em the credit card.

 

[Don selleck]

I was thinking of something a little different.

 

[Ron H]

I was thinking of something a little different.

Could this be a nifty pickup line at the grocery store or bar? "Hey lady, wanna let me make ya squeal?"
Lemme know how this works out...lol

 

[Don selleck]

in today's world it might get you arrested