William Shatner may get to go to space when he's 90

[QOTHL]

"... TO BOLDLY GO, WHERE NO OLD MAN HAS GONE BEFORE ! "

That used to be the Ladies bathroom and locker room but not anymore!

 

[QOTHL]

Answered by Josh Barker, Education Team Presenter for the National Space Center

Thanks, Poindexter!

 

[themechanic]

Thanks, Poindexter!

You're welcome. And it's Dr. Poindexter for you.

 

[YY1]

Too bad James Doohan never got that lucrative endorsement for Jim Beam.

 

[eldubb440]

have we invented a source of propulsion that is zero emissions and leaves no carbon footprint?

a simple yes or no is all I was looking for (and still looking for)....... the elites seem to contribute exponentially to what THEY claim to be killing the Earth.... I don't mind, but they love blaming the rest of us

 

[themechanic]

a simple yes or no is all I was looking for (and still looking for)....... the elites seem to contribute exponentially to what THEY claim to be killing the Earth.... I don't mind, but they love blaming the rest of us

Yep. Elites live to consume all kinds of energy and criticize anyone else for doing the same thing.

I learned something from your question. So, it was worth a look.

 

[QOTHL]

You're welcome. And it's Dr. Poindexter for you.

I stand corrected, Dr. Poindexter!

 

[Ron H]

I gather Billy is getting a FREE ride too. Like he couldn't afford it anyway...hopefully he won't see a monster on the wing like he did in the twilight zone episode.

 

[themechanic]

I gather Billy is getting a FREE ride too. Like he couldn't afford it anyway...hopefully he won't see a monster on the wing like he did in the twilight zone episode.

Or knock up another space alien

 

[Richard Cranium]

liquid methane

 

[kiwigtx]

"... TO BOLDLY GO, WHERE NO OLD MAN HAS GONE BEFORE ! "

I know the punchline to that one.

 

[themechanic]

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AKA a shart?

 

[coronet68mx]

@kiwigtx
The Simpson foreseen this... again.

 

[QOTHL]

I know the punchline to that one.

Klingon twat?

 

[kiwigtx]

Klingon twat?

No....any fans of English Comedian Jim Davidson might know it also.

The Cornish wedding night joke.

 

[QOTHL]

The Cornish wedding night joke.

Give it up Kiwi Man!

 

[kiwigtx]

Give it up Kiwi Man!

Involves lots of whispering down a chain of short men who are standing on each others shoulders to listen into the action....Chinese whispers....

Bride - "Harry ....you've been where no man has been before"

whispers down the chain...

"He's up her ar*e"

 

[kiwigtx]

Involves lots of whispering down a chain of short men who are standing on each others shoulders to listen into the action....Chinese whispers....

Bride - "Harry ....you've been where no man has been before"

whispers down the chain...

"He's up her ar*e"

 

[QOTHL]

"He's up her ar*e"

Two zeppelins crossing the finish line.... I know someone who fits that description perfectly! She bumped in to me one day at church and I was like, what a set of cannons! Those two things probably are half my body weight.

 

[QOTHL]

whispers down the chain...

That one line and then they all grunt....gross!