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The world has lost its mind

Charles Cook said:
After thinking about this ,I had a thought come across that will work for everyone. Install locks on the bathroom doors, if it's locked, wait your turn. If it's not locked you can enter. All people with peckers please lift the seat.
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try again.......I ain't touching the seat!
 
Automatic seat lifters need to be installed, they already have the flusher auto, the sink auto, the towel dispenser auto, might was well make the seat that way!
 
Charles Cook said:
After thinking about this ,I had a thought come across that will work for everyone. Install locks on the bathroom doors, if it's locked, wait your turn. If it's not locked you can enter. All people with peckers please lift the seat.
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We can not do this. It would be way too easy!
 
eldubb440 said:
try again.......I ain't touching the seat!
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I use my foot to raise and lower the seat after I use a public restroom! I'm not touching any of it! With all the **** going around today, you don't want to be getting the Monkeypox! "You got Monkeypox" "but I'm not gay" "sure you're not"
 
chargervert said:
I use my foot to raise and lower the seat after I use a public restroom! I'm not touching any of it!
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screw those public restrooms all together...... the diseases have evolved and learned to swim "upstream"

my "go to" move is to pull over on the shoulder and pop the hood........ act like I'm investigating a problem as the "radiator" loses a little fluid...... go ahead, tell me it's not antifreeze
 
How about a sign, Anything that hangs in the bowl will be cut off!
 
Maybe I shouldn't use my foot to raise the seat either!

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fix the roads i pay to have my car to pass safety checks but they let the roads go and it beats up my truck . i dont get a free pass for it . use the money for better things
 
reminds me of this!

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
 
Scott Engelhardt said:
I will never understand. They make a choice and we have to change all of our beliefs so they don’t get their feelings hurt.
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No....no, we don't.
We're way past time for all of that "acceptance" ****. Time to start speaking for logic again.
 
BB BELLA said:
reminds me of this!

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
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Where's the punch line, man??

ATR = "Automatic Tampon Removal" ??
 
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