Not a fan of Fords either but damn

[Charles Cook]

Washed my grandsons Mustang, went inside to get a drink of water and came back outside and **** was all over the clean car. WTF. Lol. I had to laugh.

 

[T2R9]

LOL. That happened to me at the last car show I went to. Not only did I get wacked at an intersection entering the show, a big *** bird crapped on the back durning the show.

 

[QuickBpBp]

It looks like an elephant bird made that deposit!!

 

[Charles Cook]

It looks like an elephant bird made that deposit!!

That’s what I was thinking

 

[T2R9]

That’s what I was thinking

Dumbo!

 

[Jeff Peterson]

 

[Cranky]

We have egrets around here and man....do they suck....I mean sheeet. You do not want one of those nesting on your property especially in a tree that over hangs the driveway!!!

 

[Charles Cook]

LOL. That happened to me at the last car show I went to. Not only did I get wacked at an intersection entering the show, a big *** bird crapped on the back durning the show.

Maybe there was a mid air collision or something. This **** came out of nowhere. I’m glad it didn’t hit me. Boy I’d been mad. I’m still laughing. What else can you do. Back to washing it off.

 

[T2R9]

Years ago when the wife and I lived in San Diego we went to Sea World when my sister was visiting. A big *** bird dropped a load on my head. My wife laughed her *** off at me. I was not happy with that situation.

 

[Richard Cranium]

This begs the question; why are you washing his car?

 

[chargervert]

Furds are the best laxative going,everytime I see one,I go running for the bathroom! Lol

 

[Fran Blacker]

Was at a Dunkin Donuts and a huge flock of sparrows were flying around. Half hour later when I left would've been happy with that.

 

[ESOXER]

Good aim ?

 

[beanhead]

Well that's just **** luck brother!

 

[chargervert]

Pilot to bombardier!

 

[SlingLow]

I live in the migration path for Canadian Geese. They land by the thousands at the dairy farm next to me. I keep my field grass longer to discourage them from landing on my property but I get arial bombardment constantly. That's a familiar look @Charles Cook .

 

[eldubb440]

Furds are the best laxative going,everytime I see one,I go running for the bathroom! Lol

the difference between humans and animals...... the bird just says F it, and shits on the car

 

[SlingLow]

the difference between humans and animals...... the bird just says TARGET ACQUIRED, and shits on the car

Fixed it for ya.

 

[eldubb440]

there was a nasty fat girl, Cory; who had a skinny boyfriend, Scott...... they got hammered every weekend; Scott would pass out, and Cory would hit on everyone and take her clothes off ...... like clock work

anyway, legend has it she took a dump on someone's car while on a camping trip......

the couple were nicknamed "Hott and Porky"

true story, thanks for triggering the memory

 

[Geetex]

the difference between humans and animals...... the bird just says F it, and shits on the car

Clearly, you've never been to San Francisco.