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WTF is it with Subaru Drivers?

So today on my way home from work today,I glance in the rear view mirror and I see a black BMW coming up on me fast,so I move to the middle lane. I'm going 75 and he is effing flying. He dives to the right lane,and passes three cars in low speed lane on the right in the breakdown lane cuts all the way across to the high speed lane,and continues weaving in and out traffic at triple digits until he is out of my range of site. The other car I saw was one of those goofy looking Honda Insights. They were the first Hybrid car if I remember correctly. He had a bumper sticker that read "Just go around... I'm flooring it!" lol
Common occurrence around Ohio.
 
Miles per hour.
A lot of the big cruiser bikes can run at 100, but they start to get a bit out of attitude at around 120. Most of the riders have their clothes peel off around 90. Which leaves the appropriately dressed sport bike riders, some of whom run fairly fast.
Today I will be joining a bunch of small bike riders for the annual Tiddler run. I have my 100cc 2 stroke Kawasaki, top speed about 55.
 
Most of the riders have their clothes peel off around 90.
That's funny. Last weekend my BIL took the wife and I out on his pickle fork speed boat that he bought new in the mid-80s. When we were out with his daughter's friend's husband and kids (women on shore) he told us with a huge smile that bikini tops don't stay on at 90 mph. His top speed verified by radar is 103 with a speed prop.
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I have a niece who when she started college had a serious boyfriend, and when she graduated, had and still has a serious girlfriend.
A few years ago my mom decided to decrease her assets by giving family members some of her appreciated stocks.
My niece quickly sold her Apple stock she was gifted and bought a new car. You guessed it, a Subaru! Her and her girlfriend have driven all across the country on trips and to jobs.
Me and my sister had a falling out years ago, so I unfortunately don’t see my nieces. I assume if I did see her, I’d see that my gay niece wears Birkenstock shoes and flannel shirts.
We are scolded for stereotyping people, but it seems like most of the time the stereotypes are dead on!
 
I'll also add that l've noticed BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Landrovers and Audi's are aggressive drivers who ride your *** or weave in and out of traffic like a video game.

Yeah they are pretty bad Roger, they think they own the road just like motorcycles and bicycles. How bout Honda CRVs though? Talk about slow and lesbo drivers :rolleyes:

A Subaru Crossdress.
Doesn’t know how it identifies :lol:
 
I drive a Ford dually with a nice heavy steel flatbed, I've punted a few **** box drivers off the *** end, I tell them next time don't drive too close and be in a rush.
I love the one's that pullout in front of me when I'm doing 45, I'm gonna get one someday right in the rear quarter.
a lot of dually drivers around here aren't smart enough to to keep their crap on their side of the road , next time I encounter on coming at me with his duals on my side , I`m going to stop right in the middle of my lane and get out with a gun .... we`ll see what he does ...
 
Every 1/2 hr in Connecticut. Just get on 84, 91, or 95 and within 2 miles it'll happen.
Agreed, I see it too around here. And it doesn't make a difference what brand car it is, there are idiots in all of them.
 
On my home tonight, West Hartford, CT no less, after a rainstorm, light traffic, on a 40 mph state road, double lined single lane, residential area, I got passed by some maniac in a Chevy SUV POS who had little to no regard for incoming traffic. Right down the middle on the line! Musta been been doing 65-80 easily. Too many crazies with suicidal tendencies.
 
a lot of dually drivers around here aren't smart enough to to keep their crap on their side of the road , next time I encounter on coming at me with his duals on my side , I`m going to stop right in the middle of my lane and get out with a gun .... we`ll see what he does ...
I drove 6x6's in the corps, so it's easy for me to keep a toy truck between the lines. I worry about the minivan drivers that act like they're driving a big truck, absolutely no control.
and be careful Bob around here they shoot back. lol
 
On my home tonight, West Hartford, CT no less, after a rainstorm, light traffic, on a 40 mph state road, double lined single lane, residential area, I got passed by some maniac in a Chevy SUV POS who had little to no regard for incoming traffic. Right down the middle on the line! Musta been been doing 65-80 easily. Too many crazies with suicidal tendencies.
Someone laid Darwin off or something!
 
Possum Bourne in a [non competitive] road accident...
He was driving his Subaru Forrester along the Crown Range (gravel mountain pass road) at less than full rally speed....but you know what happens when racing drivers get behind the wheel. Possum was doing a recon run before the competition.

Colin McRae.... you are correct. Wiki can be brutal at times....

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Every Subaru I see on the road here - I can guess what the driver looks like from behind....at a distance. Same sort of people drive Nissan Cube's.

I followed an Impreza home from a callout this afternoon..... the car was rattling at the back....as I got closer, I got it right again with the driver, and the rattling was caused by the big-arsed sub in the back seat.
 
I drove 6x6's in the corps, so it's easy for me to keep a toy truck between the lines. I worry about the minivan drivers that act like they're driving a big truck, absolutely no control.
and be careful Bob around here they shoot back. lol
didn't say I was going to shoot him , just see what he does , gun is just in case ...
 
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