Same guy that parks his $hitbox beside your classic car in a nearly empty parking lot!
If she looked like that I'd risk driving to work with no brakes.
You think that's bad.... I went for a leak in the unisex toilet cubical at a local Steakhouse a few years ago, and when I shut the door behind me, the handle came off in my hand. The place was so crowded and noisy that nobody could hear me banging on the door to get out. The toilets shared a wall with the kitchen, so none of them heard me either. I was stuck in there for close to half an hour before someone opened the door and let me out. My wife didn't even notice I was missing.I HATE it when that happens! I was in the toilet enclosure at our local restaurant for #2 when another guy came in to use the urinal. He finished his job, and turned off the bathroom light when he left. $hit!
mimicking real life!
That was all funny, Roger, but this part made me laugh the hardest!My wife didn't even notice I was missing.![]()