Coyoteduster
Well-Known Member
Twelve Scottish Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, all proudly wearing their kilts in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang while she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Joseph. Poor Joseph. As she danced, his bell began to ring loudly until it flew off, clattering across the ground and came to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Joseph quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest, and when he bent over to pick it up...
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all the other bells started ringing.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Joseph. Poor Joseph. As she danced, his bell began to ring loudly until it flew off, clattering across the ground and came to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Joseph quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest, and when he bent over to pick it up...
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.
.
.
.
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.
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all the other bells started ringing.
