What it should read:
Here lies the remains of a once '68 Dodge Charger. It's heart is long removed and the shell is but a cancerous reminder of yesterday. There is a piece of paper that goes with called a "title", for anyone looking to rebody another, or proof the car actually existed at one time. It will need just about every single piece of metal replaced to become close to road worthy, but if you have ten's of thousand's laying around, this is the project for you!. I'm asking way more than it's worth, but if you're ignorant...let's make a deal. I have lots of other 68-70 charger parts as well, including the old hood seal, door weatherstripping clips, rear trunk light bulb and slightly used cardboard glovebox insert. Call now!