"In what aisle could I find the Ukrainian Sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Ukrainian?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you Something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Because I asked for Ukrainian sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot..."
The clerk asks, "Are you Ukrainian?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you Something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Because I asked for Ukrainian sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot..."
