Ahhhhhh Johnny...

[Ironbuilt]

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?" Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..." Teacher: "Why did you laugh?" Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month." The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class. Teacher: "Why are you going out?" Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."

 

[Ironbuilt]

Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball
Little Johnny: Here’s my paper
Teacher: Little Johnny, you spent only one minute writing your essay
Lets hear what you wrote
Little Johnny: Game called off on account of rain

 

[Ironbuilt]

Little Johnny was in church, getting restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on.
Not able to take it anymore, he leaned over to his father and whispered, “Hey, Dad, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?”

 

[Ironbuilt]

A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?”
“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa..
“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest.
“Dead!” Yelled Little Johnny.

 

[Ironbuilt]

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”

 

[Ironbuilt]

Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said
“Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts”
Immediately little Johnny said, “Ooh me sir me”
The coach then said, “But Johnny you are the worst in the team!”
Then Johnny said, “I know, but goalposts can’t jump!”

 

[Ironbuilt]

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an “F” in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6.’”
“But that’s right!” The father replied.
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”
“What the heck’s the stupid difference?” asked the father.
“That’s what I said!”

 

[Ironbuilt]

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”

 

[BB BELLA]

little johny has a spelling test coming on friday so he practices with his dad all week!
on friday his dad asks him how he did,johny replies "great I got 19 out of 20"
dad asks "which word did you get wrong"
johny replies "posse"
Dad says "no wonder you can't spell it,you can't even say it"