Hey, I'll start
I have an addiction in making people mad. Here are some key tips in getting started with the disease :Situation One: At Walmart
-Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?"
- Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men?
-Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by.
-Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that."
-Walk behind someone and have an arguement with yourself.
-Put M&M’s on layaway
-Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
-Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
-Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
-Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
-While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
-Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
-Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around.
-Put lingerie in the men’s department.
-Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
-Start pocketing any and all free samples.
-Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!
-Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
-When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
-Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon
-Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
-Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
-Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
-Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
-When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word
-Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
-Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise
-Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
-Ask people what gender they are.
Good luck guys