Blonde girl..............

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Blonde girl walks into the dry cleaners with her favorite blue dress and there is a stain on it.
She shows it to the girl behind the counter, and asks her if it can be taken care of.
"No probwem," she sais, "We fix it... see ya' Thursday.... ten dollar."
The blonde girl turns to walk out.
Girl behind the counter shouts out, "Come again."
The blonde girl spins around, and replies, "No, it's tartar sauce this time, if you must know,
you nosey B*tch!!!!!!"

 

[super-bee_ski]

 

[Brandy]

 

[GetX'd]

Sure it wasn’t a brunette - in the D.C. area...... named Monica?

 

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No, I don't think so "this time"!!!!!
Only time I was in D.C. recently was for the VIKINGS - Redskins game, where we tarred and feathered the Redskins and won our 6th of 8 consecutive!!!!!
I got to tap my hand on Case Keenum's chest at the tunnel before the game -- and told him, "We didn't know what we got when we got you, but you've
exceeded all our expectations!!!!!" He smiled, ear to ear, and said, "Thank you" and nodded.......
While we had our winning streak snapped yesterday, and fall to the # 2 seed (NO NFL team since the merger in 1970 had EVER,EVER,EVER!!!! won 3 straight
weeks on the road in 3 consecutive weeks against 3 teams with wining records!!!!! -- we had that chance --- tied it at 24 after down 24 - 13, but that SCAM
Newton broke through....)
With Carson Wentz going down yesterday, it certainly opens up the opportunity to play every playoff game right through the Super Bowl!!!!! at home!!!!!!
Like the 15,000 of us VIKINGS fans said, in Washington D.C. ------ SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!