BBishere2
Well-Known Member
A drunk man who smelled of beer sat
down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face
was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin
was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to
the priest and asked, "Say Father,
what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's
caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,
contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and
lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well,
I'll be damned”, then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had
said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you
had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it,
Father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."
down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face
was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin
was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to
the priest and asked, "Say Father,
what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's
caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,
contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and
lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well,
I'll be damned”, then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had
said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you
had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it,
Father. I was just reading here that
the Pope does."
