Dogs Versus Wives – Who’s Nicer?

[Crunchy_Frog]

Here’s a great comparison between dogs and wives, you will have to judge who’s the winner.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

If you still can’t decide then try this:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s happier to see you…..

 

[Cranky]

My dog didn't like riding my motorcycle with me.....but neither did my wife....

 

[Revhendo]

Wow, that's totally inappropriate and demeaning to women.



(See? A dog wouldn't be able to read a reply to how funny I actually found it).

 

[Cranky]

wow, that's totally inappropriate and demeaning to women.



(see? A dog wouldn't be able to read a reply to how funny i actually found it).

lol

 

[1badgtx]

Thats an easy one...I don,t even have to read it...My dogs for sure...
Petty Blue 67 gTx

JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO FACES!!!

 

[Revhendo]

Thats an easy one...I don,t even have to read it...My dogs for sure...
Petty Blue 67 gTx

JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO FACES!!!

OK, you got me, so which one is the wife?

 

[Budnicks]

Funny

Here’s a great comparison between dogs and wives, you will have to judge who’s the winner.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

If you still can’t decide then try this:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s happier to see you…..

"LOL" :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: funny & true **** there, me being a dog guy for my whole life... I hope your lady dosen't ever see this post

 

[Budnicks]

Yep

Wow, that's totally inappropriate and demeaning to women.



(See? A dog wouldn't be able to read a reply to how funny I actually found it).

that's a good answer...

 

[yellowdartdave]

You can sell the dog but divorcing the wife is expensive. :headbang:

 

[Satellite65]

Wanna hear something funny? While straitening up the house a few weeks ago we took all the dog toys and put them in a plastic tote tray. The dog now gets one of his toys, and when he's done playing with it he'll (usually) put it back in the tray.

I wish I could get my wife to do that. She's got crap layin' around all over the place!!!

 

[Revhendo]

Wanna hear something funny? While straitening up the house a few weeks ago we took all the dog toys and put them in a plastic tote tray. The dog now gets one of his toys, and when he's done playing with it he'll (usually) put it back in the tray.

I wish I could get my wife to do that. She's got crap layin' around all over the place!!!

Do you really want to admit that your dog puts it's toys away and your wife doesn't?