Female vs. Male logic

[Pops1967GTX]

FEMALE VS. MALE LOGIC
Critical Thinking At Its Best!

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari?

 

[satman72]

Ask her about the makeup.

 

[ws27]

Ask her about the makeup.

Don't you mean shoes?

 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

Don't you mean shoes?

If this ain't the truth I don't know what is..........................

 

[mobileparts]

Women always have all the answers -- they are NEVER correct but they have to tell us over and over
again --- I think it is called they "can't understand normal thinking" -- you spell it out!~!~!~!~!~!~!

A glassy eyed blonded got stopped by a cop -- and she admitted to the cop that she had been drinking
but had only had a couple. (He knew......) He asked her to blow into the breathalyzer and it came back
.28 --- (3 1/2 times the legal limit)
"You only had 2!!!" he asked incredulously, " You must have had some --- stiff ones ---- "
"Amazing" she answereed, "that machine can tell that, too."

 

[Cranky]

No don't ask her about her makeup!!! She'll kill you!

 

[george68hemirr]

:icon_biggrin:..........

 

[petieg383]

No don't ask her about her makeup!!! She'll kill you!

I said something to the wife about it once. Her response was "You like the way I look?" I of course said yes. Her response: "Then shut up." I was good with that so now I just pay the bill and enjoy the way she looks. hehe

 

[YY1]

I am SOOOOOOOO glad my wife doesn't wear a lot of makeup, or own a bunch of shoes!!!!!

 

[TekHousE]

I am SOOOOOOOO glad my wife doesn't wear a lot of makeup, or own a bunch of shoes!!!!!

Umm, not sure how to respond..You don't live in the Ozarks do you? heheh..;)