First sky-dive

[kiwigtx]

Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.
"When I got to the door, I couldn't jump. So the 6ft 7" black Instructor unzips his fly and drops out his 14" and says if you don't jump, you're getting this baby up your ***!"

Mick asks "Did you jump?"

Paddy replies "A little bit when it first went in."

 

[Brandy]

NOOOOooooooooo say it aint SOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.

 

[khryslerkid]

Paddy, it that Irish

 

[polywideblock]

that's just soooo wrong ( what the chinaman next in line said )

 

[mr. b]

that was funny wrong but funny

 

[440+6]

Ouch!

 

[GetX'd]

I jumped a little when I read the punch line ... funny