For my wife on her birthday....

[67GeeTeeX]

She said she wanted something that was shinny and went from 0 to 200 in three seconds...........
So I bought her a ........


bathroom scale............

 

[MarPar]

She said she wanted something that was shinny and went from 0 to 200 in three seconds...........
So I bought her a ........


bathroom scale............

:rolling::rolling::rolling: and you got a smack in the head!!

 

[moparstuart]

:rolling::rolling::rolling: wow brave man

 

[Al K]

She said she wanted something that was shinny and went from 0 to 200 in three seconds...........
So I bought her a ........


bathroom scale............

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

...And the hospital is releasing you when?

 

[GTXperience]

Oh ... I am going to have to use that one. ;)

 

[69 Runner]

.....and that's when the fight started :grin:

 

[khryslerkid]

This is herhyes: This is you:black_eye:

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[72 Charger SE]

She said she wanted something that was shinny and went from 0 to 200 in three seconds...........
So I bought her a ........


bathroom scale............

6 weeks later in court "...and that's when I killed him, your honor."

 

[69HEMICORONETR/TCONV]

..................and Funeral arrangements are incomplete at this time.

 

[iraqivet01]

Good one. (inside voice)

 

[67GeeTeeX]

My wife's birthday present

so, sometime later, as I stood there looking down at the scales, I had recently purchased for her, she asked me, "So, can you see anything?". I quickly answered in my 9 year old voice. "Well, yes, Ma'am, I can. I can start to see a little out of my right eye......":black_eye: