Funniest phrases/questions/comments you've heard about your Mopar

[306Doba]

I get this alot: Hey, nice Cadillac!

or ''Does it have fine corithian leather?'' (please stop asking)

A lot of times too i'll be driving with my window down and someone will yell ''CORDOBAAAAAAH'' in a spanish accent lol

I'm sure i'm not the only one who gets funny comments about their ride, let's hear em!

 

[sublimegtx]

Hey that's a nice car!! What is it? I just shake my head :no: and say "an old one"

 

[70rr-brian]

I don't know why but my roadrunner gets the hey... "Nice cuda" a lot.... thanks shivy guy.

 

[Sixpack70]

Hey, that's a nice GTO! Ummm sure, don't mind that the car says Charger.

 

[CordobaDart]

That's a good looking Monte Carlo!

:eusa_eh:It's a Cordoba.

It is? Huh. :icon_eyes:

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Also, my 75 New Yorker got called a Lincoln once and a Cadillac numerous times.

 

[440roadrunner]

Not long ago I bought a (blue) Mopar 360 core. Seller told me that another guy just drove 80 miles round trip, looked it over, and was going to buy it when the seller discovered the guy thought it was a FORD 360

Years and years ago, guy comes in with a nice old 62? 'Vette wanting the big heater duct hose under the hood. I went out to measure it, and of course a crowd gathered. 'At a 327?" says some guy? "Yes," said the owner. I was wondering why he guessed that, could have been about any SB Chibby, and the first guy continued, "Yup, ya can always tell them 'Vette engines BECAUSE THEY ARE A LITTLE BIT SHORTER than 'regular' Chivvies"!!!!! You could hear the birds moving their eyeballs, it was so quiet!!!!



"Zat a 440 hemi?"

(Looks 340 powered FJ-40 Landcruiser) "Whut size Chibby 's'zat?"

"All Road Runners come with a hemi 4 speed"

"I had a 64 just like yours." "Yeah?" "Yeah, came stock with a 392 hemi"

"Wanna race title for title?" "No." "Aw come'on ya chicken?" "Ok, tell ya whut, I'll race you for FUN." and I KICKED HIS ***

 

[WP29440SE]

what year is your nova? does it have the 350?

 

[HT413]

One of my students yelled, "hey, nice Chevelle!" when he saw my 69 belve screen saver. Cant let a kid into the real world with that.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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[Deleted member 214]

Had the hood up on my Road Runner and a guy said "Cool motor. I love the Chevy Orange engine paint".

 

[rlsbee]

At any given show or cruise, someone will walk around my '68 Super Bee and ask what it is. After all it only has big decals on the side that say "SUPER BEE". When I say it's a 'Super Bee', 9 out of 10, will say something about it not having a wing on the back. Noooooo.... that's a Super Bird. Never fails.

 

[MarPar]

lololol i don't even bother trying to explain it anymore...i just point to the emblem and walk away.

and some people still say "nice GTO" :angry9:

 

[Ron 73]

"Where did you get the money to buy a Challenger?" This from a guy who is only 8 years younger then me. and my favorite one.
And there is always the ones who like it and say it looks good just prior to asking me what it is.. I may as well have said a 73 RR because they don't know the difference bettween RR or Satellite, no idea at all what a satty or RR is and some young kids didn't even know what a Plymouth is. They can name off every Honda made though and would like to know what rear wheel drive is.. Its a different world today, anyone ever have to explain what the heck a bumper jack out of there car is, and "tire iron", "Is that some special tool?"

 

[Meep-Meep]

Just today I was at the bank and the conversation with the cute teller ended up on cars and she asked what I had. I of course knew my response was going to get a blank look but I proceeded to say: Two Road Runners; two Belvederes; a Ranchero, A 66 HEMI Charger.....and I just realized I forgot to mention the GTS....and like I suspected there was a blank stare. She said her in-laws have mostly Chevys like Camaros and Novas but some family member has a Satellite. Ooooh, a Satellite is like a Belvedere!! I said with enthusiasm. What year? Ummm, not sure. Why is it that everything I do (my cars and my job) require explanation?

Now for a story with a completely different effect. I was driving my green Bel on a main Blvd, and while waiting at a light, suddenly I hear a female voice say is that a 66 Belvedere? Speechless for a moment I reply with something to the effect of "you know your cars". There was a guy in the passenger seat grinning (she was driving) then she goes on about how much she likes these cars. I mean she is really jazzed to see my heap on the road and just as the light turned and we were slowly starting to move she asked (yelling over the 3" flowmasters with the guy in the passenger seat still grinning) "do you know what my favorite car is?". I of course said "I have no idea". She yells back "a 68 Road Runner!". I'm floored once again and manage to yell back "I have one AND a 69!!". Following my reply she darn near has an orgasm on the spot and yells "are you married?". Then drives off and I never saw her again. The end.

 

[Roadbird]

I can't stop laughing. Teary eyed and belly ached. Those were some of the most funniest post I read here on the forums. They were all really funny and enjoyed all of them hard to determine which is my favorite? LMAO, thanks folks this thread really made my day or rather evening.

 

[Ron 73]

Just today I was at the bank and the conversation with the cute teller ended up on cars and she asked what I had. I of course knew my response was going to get a blank look but I proceeded to say: Two Road Runners; two Belvederes; a Ranchero, A 66 HEMI Charger.....and I just realized I forgot to mention the GTS....and like I suspected there was a blank stare. She said her in-laws have mostly Chevys like Camaros and Novas but some family member has a Satellite. Ooooh, a Satellite is like a Belvedere!! I said with enthusiasm. What year? Ummm, not sure. Why is it that everything I do (my cars and my job) require explanation?

Now for a story with a completely different effect. I was driving my green Bel on a main Blvd, and while waiting at a light, suddenly I hear a female voice say is that a 66 Belvedere? Speechless for a moment I reply with something to the effect of "you know your cars". There was a guy in the passenger seat grinning (she was driving) then she goes on about how much she likes these cars. I mean she is really jazzed to see my heap on the road and just as the light turned and we were slowly starting to move she asked (yelling over the 3" flowmasters with the guy in the passenger seat still grinning) "do you know what my favorite car is?". I of course said "I have no idea". She yells back "a 68 Road Runner!". I'm floored once again and manage to yell back "I have one AND a 69!!". Following my reply she darn near has an orgasm on the spot and yells "are you married?". Then drives off and I never saw her again. The end.

That was good! lol... I wonder how the guy felt, woo woo.. She will be cruising the same streets looking for you Meep!

 

[306Doba]

Ron 73


"Its a different world today, anyone ever have to explain what the heck a bumper jack out of there car is, and "tire iron", "Is that some special tool?"

You know, a tire iron... you use it to get the wrinkles out of your white walls.

CordobaDart


That's a good looking Monte Carlo!

It's a Cordoba.

It is? Huh.

ah yes, get that the odd time too.


Also funny watching people who have never heard of a Cordoba try to pronounce it when reading the side emblem.. ''cor...doh...bah?'' The worst one was ''Granada?''

 

[Ron 73]

ROFL, i told one kid its a small pry bar, the socket on the end is for that "muffler bearing" they used to put on cars.. Thanks Doba, i will be telling my wife that one in the AM lol, My wife always thought the young ones were just kidding around, in her words, "I even know what it is, hes a guy!" lol


"You know, a tire iron... you use it to get the wrinkles out of your white walls."

 

[RedShadow30]

My favorite one of all time "I bet my stock honda can beat your charger" or "My 2.3 liter V-tech can easily outpower that 440"

I swear, teenagers these days.

 

[bigredbird]

Pointing at the "360" emblem that used to be on my car before the 408 went in: "Yeah! Big block power!"