Grandparent's Valentine's Day Evening

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Grandpa and Grandma are a sweet couple in their 80s now but they still haven’t lost the romance. For Valentine’s Day Grandpa went to Victoria’s Secret to buy Grandma some lingerie. He was met by the store clerk who was in her early twenties and looked quite striking. The clerk asked Grandpa if he was looking for anything in particular. Grandpa told her he wanted a sheer negligee, as sheer as they can get. So, the young lady went to the back of the store and came back wearing one she thought he would like. Grandpa saw it and asked, “that’s pretty but do you have any more see-through than that”. The clerk went back and came out wearing another negligee that was almost transparent. Grandpa said, “that’s perfect, I’ll take it.” So, the clerk folded the negligee carefully and gift wrapped it for Grandpa.

When he got home with the gift Grandpa went upstairs and laid the negligee out on the bed then he dropped rose petals from the bed all the way downstairs to the front door. Grandpa took Grandma out for dinner at her favorite restaurant that night. When they got home, she noticed the rose petals. “What are these”, she asked? Grandpa, blushed and said, “follow them and find out”. So, up the stairs she went. Grandpa started to get excited. A few minutes later Grandma came downstairs wearing the negligee and found Grandpa pouring her a glass of wine. “What do you think”, said Grandma. Grandpa couldn’t believe his eyes and said, “Well, it wasn’t nearly that wrinkled when I saw it in the store”.

 

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AN oldie but a goodie.......