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Have you ever been in a relationship with a CRAZY woman???

No divorces, no ex-wives, no really crazy ex-girl friends
{Lisa's been gone for over 20 years}

Seen enough of that **** with my sisters & my ol' Pops to last several lifetimes
No thanks !!

I kind of feel left out of the club :lol:

I have noticed a pattern thou...
Seems like the ones I treat like queens {I don't treat any bad},
get bored, leave or want a bad/boy {loser} guy, then end up with
some ex-con, druggie or dealer, dirt bag on the govt. dole
that treats them like ****...
{usually a tattooed up guitar playing statistic}
The ones I don't treat like little queens,
I don't really want a relationship with, won't go away :BangHead:
They end up marrying some sugar daddy...:realcrazy:

I avoid the drama queens & fat chicks

I don't go to bars, I hate drunks & druggies

I do have a taste for thin, leggy with flat stomach, nice eyes & nice teeth
seem to be high maintenance...
If it doesn't excite you why bother...

I stay away from ladies with big knockers,
they seem to be attention hounds & drama queens

I am forever single now & happy,
I'm not planning on getting married either,
but I'm still loyal/faithful as a good ol' dog, BUT
I don't think anyone will stack up to what I once had...
 
Thin, leggy, flat stomach, nice teeth and eyes? Beside the heiny shots on Kerns thread. Come on, the whole planet wants that. That will change with time.
 
OK, started with depression. managed for the most part. Had no idea when we meet she was 21. After our 2nd daughter she got worse. Depression lead to a short hospitalization. Then the meds stopped working. I locked myself in the bathroom down stairs while she was going through an episode upstair. I called her Dr and the Dr called the local EMS. The Fire Dept came and her 3rd hospitalization ended up with a month on ECT. (Elective convulsive therapy) Each M/W/F I took to the OR and under anesthesia they induced convulsions with a cocktail IV heavy with caffeine. She was a walking Zombie for 8 weeks. New meds and she got better. She was never happy. Finally she left me and our daughters. I never cheated or left her. She left us.
She is Bi-Polar, never could reason with her. She wanted me to take $20,000 out of retirement funds to go to Italy for 2 weeks I said our dtrs college education was more important. She did not agree. It was all about her. I offered to meet her half was and start a vacation fund to meet that goal. She never put any money in that fund. She moved in with her ex husband after 26 yrs of marriage. Where did that come from! The girls lived with me. The oldest in going to be 30 in 6 weeks. The youngest still lives with me and my wonderful wife. One day the ez came to my old house yelling and screaming. She claimed our youngest was kid napped. The daughter just stopped talking with her and was seeking counseling. My daughter had to set boundries. I closed the drapes and put card board up on the door windows so she could not see in. The contractor was here remodeling the bath before I put the house on the market. She was screaming. HE left! Finally she left and I called my dtr who was at class in College and told her what was up She was afraid to come home and so was I. I as going to get a hotel room for the night but said HELL no this is still our home. I called the Police and she was sitting in the drive waiting for us. Needless to say the cops told her to go back to her own place. I could go on and on. All I know is 2 weeks after she first left we meet in a park to talk. She asked how I felt and I said "relieved" I did not realize just how stressful it was living with her. That is why neither daughter lives with her now. Too much drama every freakin day.
I would never leave my wife whether she was BiPolar or had cancer. Either way it is an illness and needs treated but it is over and I am thankful.
 
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CtownChris said:
OK, started with depression. managed for the most part. Had no idea when we meet she was 21. After our 2nd daughter she got worse. Depression lead to a short hospitalization. Then the meds stopped worked. I locked myself in the bathroom down stairs while she was going through an episode upstair. I called her Dr and the Dr called the local EMS. The Fire Dept came and her 3rd hospitalization ended up with a month on ECT. (Elective convulsive therapy) Each M/WF I took to the OR and under anesthesia they induced convulsions with a cocktail IV heavy with caffeine. She was a walking Zombie for 8 weeks. New meds and she got better. She was never happy. Finally she left me and our daughters. I never cheated or left her. She left us.
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Sorry to hear that pal, I know the feeling. It's tough stuff for sure. Peace.
 
Dennis H said:
Thin, leggy, flat stomach, nice teeth and eyes? Beside the heiny shots on Kerns thread. Come on, the whole planet wants that. That will change with time.
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I'm 57 & it hasn't changed yet...
So far so good...

I do like a nice *** too,
attractive intelligent blonde or brunette would be nice,
but not required...

The rest isn't negotiable...
I am who I am it's worked very well for me...

It's what I want & like, the other crap does nothing for me...
Why settle for something you don't want or like...

Too many people do
& they all end up unhappy & bitch or moan about it...

{I should have added, they need to be able to balance their own checkbook, not leach off of mine too...LOL}
 
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I used to date a girl who suffered from manic depression. She was a notorious liar and a sex maniac, smart though, but exceptionally crazy. She was a radical leftie and I was a skinhead back then, which made it kind of hard in the beginning to make my friends accept her, especially since she threatened many of them (sometimes with a knife). But they made friends in the end and I got bored when she calmed down, which kind of was a turn off.

Looking back today (this was 20 years ago) I really can't understand what the hell I was thinking of.
 
I'm sure that everyone has heard of the three Fs right?

If it Flies, Floats, or F*cks... you're better off just renting.
 
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I have read that crazy women are the wildest and the horniest women. I'll just sit here on the sidelines and live vicariously through others.
 
Yeah.........she's called "the EX"!!
 
Another buddy married a woman that looks nice but has the habit of believing that "I don't need the meds anymore... I feel fine" once the meds are working. When she stops taking them, she gets short tempered, jealous and sometimes violent. He has had to replace more than one windshield due to her getting angry at him and kicking at the dash. She is 46 years old.
 
Dennis H said:
Thin, leggy, flat stomach, nice teeth and eyes? Beside the heiny shots on Kerns thread. Come on, the whole planet wants that. That will change with time.
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I ain't buying that (no im not a perversion) my daughter fits that list to a T and can't attract anything better than a under educated red neck with no ambition.
PS she loves mopars to hint hint
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Roger63 said:
My daughter fits that list to a T and can't attract anything better than a under educated red neck with no ambition.
PS she loves mopars to hint hint
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Rednecks in Oklahoma? No ****???
What a surprise. I suppose that you also think that there are Gay men in San Francisco!
 
Kern Dog said:
Rednecks in Oklahoma? No ****???
What a surprise. I suppose that you also think that there are Gay men in San Francisco!
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Ha ha I don't mind the red neck part cause we am one. It's the no ambition part.....
 
Dated a girl who change her name to Poly Ester. Sex was great . She moved on...
 
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