thomas lauber
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If it mis a male i tell them to hold on, i have to get your wife to stop talking
I'm tired of all these calls
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Basket case
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or maybe the guys wife has a mouthful......
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I'll say, in my horrible Indian-style voice - "Please for you to go **** yourself hard, goodbye!"
My wife will say "hold on" and walk away from her phone. She also has a great voice, imitating a three-year-old, and she'll say something like "Mommy can't talk now. Mommy and Daddy are *******. Bye-bye!" Or, she has a LOUD referee whistle that shuts the telepunk down, too.
We've done the sex-noise tactic, complete with my dog howling on cue. I've wondered what the person on the end of the line is picturing in their mind - me and my wife in a three-way with the dog, or me humping the dog furiously! Either way, we laugh our asses off about it!
My favorite is "Dammit, Bobby, where are you? Did you get the hole dug?" Usually, silence follows...!
My wife will say "hold on" and walk away from her phone. She also has a great voice, imitating a three-year-old, and she'll say something like "Mommy can't talk now. Mommy and Daddy are *******. Bye-bye!" Or, she has a LOUD referee whistle that shuts the telepunk down, too.
We've done the sex-noise tactic, complete with my dog howling on cue. I've wondered what the person on the end of the line is picturing in their mind - me and my wife in a three-way with the dog, or me humping the dog furiously! Either way, we laugh our asses off about it!
My favorite is "Dammit, Bobby, where are you? Did you get the hole dug?" Usually, silence follows...!
Basket case
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better write some of those down.....
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Lately I have been answering,
“Homicide Department”
(Oh well it’s fun)
“Homicide Department”
(Oh well it’s fun)
Ask if the warranty will cover cleaning a lot of blood out of the passenger seat?
new tactic lately:
Phone rings ... I pick up and answer, hello?
Guy replies "Catherine?" I say "no".
Guy says "well maybe you can help me then".
Happened three times in two weeks ...... sounds like the same guy .... you would think he would try using a different name at least!
Phone rings ... I pick up and answer, hello?
Guy replies "Catherine?" I say "no".
Guy says "well maybe you can help me then".
Happened three times in two weeks ...... sounds like the same guy .... you would think he would try using a different name at least!
Yesterday I got a call from Ontario Canada. Normally on the personal phone I don’t answer unless I know who it is. So I answer knowing it was a crank call. Indian guy says it’s Amazon and there had been a purchase done at 2:30 in the morning on my account for a $120.00 gift card, did I authorize it? I said yes I did, he said you did, again I said sure did is there a problem? He said shove that f***ing gift card up your a** mother f***er. I said you first, click. Next time, I’ll drag it out for a bit to really tick them off.
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here come the new ad.....
My vehicle has 337,000 miles on it... The last time (of the 3 times a day), I waited for them to come on the line, and I said, "Yes , I want the full extended warranty."
When we got to the part when I told them it had 337,000 miles, there was a pause, a fast, "You are not eligible" and a click....
Doggone, if I still didn't get another call from them 2 hours later....,
When we got to the part when I told them it had 337,000 miles, there was a pause, a fast, "You are not eligible" and a click....
Doggone, if I still didn't get another call from them 2 hours later....,
Made me spit out my Capt n Coke
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