In the "Outback"

[rrowdy]

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Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ........What's the problem?"
Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a
hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"
Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!"
Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”

 

[Riverdawg]

Haha great! Thanks for the chuckles.

 

[khryslerkid]

By cracky, that's a hoot!

 

[TekHousE]

By cracky, that's a hoot!

I think you mean.. Crikey! ;)

 

[HT413]

Ha!

 

[BIGSHCLUNK]

hahahahaha that's got my morning off to a start!

 

[mr. b]

very funny I loved it

 

[Coyoteduster]

 

[Brandy]

I reckon he put his shrimp in 'er Barbie.

 

[khryslerkid]

I think you mean.. Crikey! ;)

Lol, I don't have the Australian auto spell check!

 

[kowalski]

That is a good one Thanks!