Insane policies require insane reactions.

[Auggie56]

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flagpole.


Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.


I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.


Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.

Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.


Hot Damn...Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America

 

[cudajunction]

AMEN Brother thats the world we live.

 

[not so famous bob]

AMEN Brother thats the world we live.

I`LL PAS ON ALL THAT CRAP, AND JUST KEEP THE RIOT GUN LOADED.

 

[DCCoronet]

I just bought a rebel flag on ebay....Just don't want to put it outside cuz I don't want my neighbors to think I'm a redneck racist...since that 's what everbody is sayin about it.