Let's post some fun stuff here

[The Rebel]

 

[bm02tj]

An elderly couple were at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the **** channel. Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said, For God's sake, Phil... leave it on the **** channel… you know how to fish!"

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[tnfastback]

 

[tnfastback]

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[The Rebel]

 

[Photon440]

 

[5.7 hemi]

All I got from that is ATTENTION.

 

[Rubberduck]

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what the heck....

 

[5.7 hemi]

Man, I had to read it again. If I’m right, it’s saying that tourists shouldn’t jack off with their hands in their pockets, instead watch some blinking lights?

 

[YY1]

nict fur der fingerpokin

pretty sure that's universal.

Who else speaks "Swedish Chefeze"?

 

[Triplegreen500]

I think the gist is "don't mess with the displays; if you're a tourist, keep yer damn hands in yer pockets, relax, and enjoy the light show!"

Lessee here...dad spoke German, let me try...

Attention: All tourists and non-technical people / non-staff:

The machinery is not for touching and grabbing. It is easy to break the machinery, blow a fuse, and easy to break and cause sparks. The machine is to be run by experts only. It is not to be run by idiots. All the rubbernecking sightseers keep yer damn hands in your pocket, so

All tourists can relax and watch the holiday lights!!

Or something like that...

 

[demonram]

what the heck....

I love that car, sir! My bud had a 70 R/T SE back in the day. It was gorgeous, no stripe, 440 6 pack. He sold it when he got married. Last I saw it was at the drag strip by the new owner, 10 years after he sold it. He did put the stripe on it. Take care!

 

[Timmayy]

 

[5.7 hemi]

So I was close, cool!!

 

[polywideblock]

 

[CudaChick1968]

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OMG my daughter sent me this the other night all worried that the Buried Cherry Cookies looked suspiciously like a Chicago strip club offering.

 

[CudaChick1968]

 

[The Rebel]

 

[hanks73340]