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[Timmayy]

But they don't get hepatitis and they actually show up for practice.

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And they also don't make documentaries and iconic stories about drum machines either.

 

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[YY1]

And they also don't make documentaries and iconic stories about drum machines either.

It wouldn't surprise me if they did make a documentary about the particular machine I posted.

I've come to realize over the past few decades that a "shitload" of 80's songs were recorded using drum machines.
Even ones that aren't obviously "electronic" oriented music.

That particular machine (and it's Roland siblings) has a bit of a subtle trademark sound.
If you are familiar with them, you can identify that sound on many songs.
I have caught myself a few times saying- "hey I never noticed before, that song has a TR505".

They are also considered "desirable" as a vintage instrument and have held value pretty good especially vs other machines from that time period and even after.

 

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[Richard Cranium]

In Hilarious Prank, God Makes 1 Out Of Every 20 Pistachios Taste Like Flaming Rotten Garbage

Jan 27, 2023






CLAREMONT, CA — Theologians at the Claremont School of Theology put forward additional evidence that God has a sense of humor by pointing out that 1 out of every 20 pistachios tastes like flaming hot garbage.

"The joke is that anyone who enjoys pistachios is always guaranteed to encounter a couple of pistachios that make them want to throw up," explained Dr. Lyle Barry, the faculty's chief Calvinist. "They're sitting on the couch, enjoying their snack — and then bam! They are instantly repulsed by the very thing they were enjoying."

"Hilarious!"

According to sources, "The Pistachio Joke" also serves as evidence for intelligent design. Experts say that — without fail — every twentieth pistachio tastes like a dead mouse, which can only mean that God's divine hand is on the pistachio industry.

At publishing time, atheists have suggested a loving God would never make a bad pistachio.

 

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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.' 'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend. He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?” ‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn. 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?' Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?' ‘She just died and left me everything.' (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... I know you smiled…

 

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