MEN'S HELP LINE – Letter of the Month

[PROSTOCKTOM]

MEN'S HELP LINE – Letter of the Month

Dear Tom,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs:
If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
Thanks,
Joe

 

[toolmanmike]

MEN'S HELP LINE – Letter of the Month

Dear Tom,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs:
If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
Thanks,
Joe

 

[Durandal25]

MEN'S HELP LINE – Letter of the Month

Dear Tom,
I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs:
If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
Thanks,
Joe

lol...score.

 

[Cranky]

Oldie but a goodie. And think I'd have to do the same.....ignore it and move on.

 

[Don Frelier]

Dear Joe:

I would replace the entire bracket, you don't take chances with an outboard out on the lake.

(And I'd replace the wife as well)

Best Regards,

Don

 

[Geetex]

Replace the bracket, keep the wife. She has something to keep herself occupied, so she won't be squawking at you about being out on the boat fishing all the time.