my new girl

[waroc]

:headbang: I met this girl in the park the other night, and there was an instant spark between us. She immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the ground before my feet. As we laid there, making sweet, sweet love, I thought to myself...man, these taser guns are well worth the money.....:3gears:

 

[Budnicks]

That's a little sick, but somewhat funny

 

[shorty64]

...she must have been quite stunned by your direct approach!

 

[pabster]

"Don't taze me, bro!"

 

[tpodwdog]

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......:hello2:.........HAAAAAAAA.........:jerk::laughing4:.........A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... i get it.....stunned....approach.....my ribssssssssssssss:toothy9:

 

[scotts74birds]

What is your other pick-up line? "Excuse me... Miss? Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

 

[waroc]

Hey pabster i'm pretty sure you're safe. I don't swing that way.........(well........at least make sure it isn't dark outside........just sayin...)

 

[pabster]

:sex:

 

[waroc]

:laughing9: :sheep love: