roadrunnerman
Well-Known Member
An old lady is riding an elevator in a lavish store when a beautiful women gets in the elevator smelling of perfume. She turns to the old lady and says arrogantly "Romance" by Ralph Lauren $150 an ounce." Another beautiful women gets on the elevator and turns to her and says " Chanel no. 5 $200 an ounce." The old woman is about to get off the elevator, but before she leaves, she looks both in the eye, bends over and farts and says " Broccoli- 49 cents a pound."
