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There was a captain sailing on the sea during a battle. His servant came up to him and the captain said, "bring me my red shirt".

So, the servant did as the captain said.

After that the servant came up to the captain and said, Why did you say bring me my red shirt"?

The captain said, "Well if i get shot they won't see the blood.

The next day the servant came up to the captain and said, "There are 50 ships on the horizon."

The captain said, "Bring me my brown pants."
 
I heard that one from one of the guys on the Blue Collar tour, years ago & it's still funny today...
 
Good one, never heard that one myself, oldie but goodie i guess..
 
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