Redneck quintuplets

[moparcanuck]

Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,
“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."

 

[super-bee_ski]

Good one!

 

[mr. b]

very funny

 

[GetX'd]

That's pretty funny..... No that really, really funny...!

 

[69roadr]

bwahahaha!

 

[snakeyes]

:icon_thumright:

 

[MT_Mopar]

Lol!

 

[69 Charger RT/SE]

That is really funny, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

But one thing puzzles me; if the guy had a penis like a chimney, what was she doing looking for something bigger? She must have a hoo haa the size of a cement truck barrel.

 

[MT_Mopar]

Ha, they use mortar/cement to build chimneys... LOL

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[Coyoteduster]

LMAO! :laughing4:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

Dayum!

 

[fwi]

Rotflmao