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An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was great for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables and horseshoe courts under some big apple trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
They heard him coming and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator."
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
They heard him coming and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator."
