The Entabulator

[paladin06]

[video=youtube;oIS5n9Oyzsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIS5n9Oyzsc[/video]Read this before watching the attached:

This is an old classic. All new engineers should see this as a part of their basic training.

Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew recorded what has become a legend within the training industry.

This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.

Now remember and keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down.
Nothing he says is true.
He had NO script! This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew.

It's all total meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.

 

[dryheat]

AWESOME! I believed every work he said ... now I'm off the garage to convert my push button 727 to an Entabulator.

 

[gdrill]

Damn......he's good! Thanx for sharing that.

 

[440+6]

very cool dude, there's even a second version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk#t=31

 

[TekHousE]

Brilliant.

 

[Photon440]

Always a laugh. The written form is even available:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

 

[BBishere2]

If BS was music, he'd be a one man band! Good Job!

I think this video has been used for politician training as well - they can speak and speak and never say anything either - especially when asked a question they don't want to answer.

 

[Cranky]

If BS was music, he'd be a one man band! Good Job!

I think this video has been used for politician training as well - they can speak and speak and never say anything either - especially when asked a question they don't want to answer.

I thought this guy actually said something!!

 

[snakeoil24]

This guy must write Obama's Speeches!

 

[cryplydog]

I used to work with a man that was older than me and he always tried to talk like that. but I noticed early on that he had a darth vader watch on each arm and always stole our blueprints.

 

[Budnicks]

that was cool how he did that off the cuff, wow what an imagination, I especially love the part at the end about the govt. would buy it for $750,000,000, sad but true...lol

 

[Speedbird]

There is an updated one for OBD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

 

[CUTiger78]

The Retro Encabulator used Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, all monitored by Rockwell Software. Does that make it Mopar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w