The two greatest things about Sydney Sweeney

[SteveSS]

With all the controversy surrounding actress Sydney Sweeney's ad campaign for clothing retailer American Eagle, more people than ever are wondering what all the buzz is about.

In an effort to help people understand the appeal, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of the two best things about Sydney Sweeney:

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1. She's made in the image of God.
2. She's someone's future wife.

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Those are, by far, the two greatest things about Sydney Sweeney. What, were you expecting something else? Shame on you for clicking!

 

[zyzzyx]

The lady has been blessed with a great body and Me thinks the big deal is jealousy!
People can't keep their Yaps shut. NEXT!

 

[dadsbee]

Ya need a Facebook page Steve...

 

[cr8crshr]

I actually have never heard of her until this ad controversy first appeared recently, so other than what others are saying, she seems to be just an all-American gun shooting conservative girl blessed with good genes...wears her jeans well also...that now has the left up and twisted all in knots!!! Anything for a controversy, I guess...cr8crshr/Bill

 

[Coelacanth]

If it was Lizzo, the media would be falling all over themselves fawning over it.

 

[kiwigtx]

This is the only Sweeney I have time for .....

 

[chargervert]

She rocks a pair of jeans with the best of them! Azz carved by the hands of God himself! The Kardashians made millions off their azzes why shouldn't Sidney!