Things I Say While I'm Driving

[Richard Cranium]

I need to be like RC, he's perfect!

That's very kind of you to say, but truth be told, I may have a fault or two.

 

[Cranky]

My 3/4 ton pickup has the 'hang up and drive' bumper sticker and there have been times when some moron that's on the phone and was slowly moving into my lane got to see it up close. That's when I start saying "can you see what that bumper stick says...can ya, can ya, or do I need to wipe it in your face....."

 

[clazar]

I love it when people get in the left turn lane 10 miles before they need to & go 10 miles per hour slower !!!

 

[NJRR]

" Get the F#@K off the road !!!!!

 

[MarPar]

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[Mason66]

When driving my Fury I say things like

I will change your oil tomorrow, I promise.

Did you see that Acclaim? That is what they turned you into.

It's OK, if you get me home I promise to wipe down your interior like you like.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

If driverless cars do eventually take over the roads, what will it do to the way we talk about driving?

 

[khryslerkid]

If driverless cars do eventually take over the roads, what will it do to the way we talk about driving?

There'll be a law, that the driverless cars will have the right of way, just wait and see!

 

[khryslerkid]

Working at a garage years ago, the owner would reply to people asking for directions, "If you didn't know where you were going when you left home, why did you leave home?"

 

[polywideblock]

" what are you waiting for , it to turn into a f*cking shamrock " loudly out the window when "still "sitting at a green light
"where'd you get your licence from , the bottom of a cereal box " again shouted out the open passenger window as I go past the stupid f*ckers

 

[cudak888]

"Please don't stall. Please don't stall. Please don't stall."

 

[polywideblock]

 

[440+6]

That chick had some nice tits!

 

[oldbee]

"You stopped at the light/sign once already" why do you have to inch up 4 times???

 

[Budnicks]

Let's guess the nationality of this driver.

Let me guess,
You can blind them with either a windshield or dental floss...

 

[HALIFAXHOPS]

I miss the days of yelling at the kids in the back of the SW"stop playing hide and seek and get me another beer!"

 

[Auggie56]

"Here hold my beer !"

 

[gdrill]

"Back up slowly 'till I say stop"........while looking through binoculars!

 

[joel snyder]

definition of a split second - the elapsed time between the light turning green & the guy behind you blowing his horn.

 

[MOPOWER871]

I LIKE AND USE WHEN APPROPRIATE. "you MOTHER F*@K^R" IN A SLOW CONDESCENDING TONE EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE SMUCK'S IN THE BEEMER'S FLYING AND WEAVING IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC WITH NO SIGNAL'S AND NO REGARD FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT THEM SELF'S