Things I Say While I'm Driving

[Pops1967GTX]

Things I Say While I’m Driving

Me: What the f@%k are you doing. What. The f@%k. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the F@%K are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: **** is that a cop? No.
Me: **** THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/ you get this if you have children
My favorite
Green means GO!

 

[SteveSS]

Get out of the left lane..

 

[Dako]

Things I Say While I’m Driving

Me: What the f@%k are you doing. What. The f@%k. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the F@%K are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: **** is that a cop? No.
Me: **** THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/ you get this if you have children
My favorite
Green means GO!

You sure you weren't riding with me? In MD it's illegal to record someone without their consent! Ha-ha!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

You sure you weren't riding with me? In MD it's illegal to record someone without their consent! Ha-ha!

Well here’s a visual aid tip.....

 

[snakeyes]

my favorite number one !

 

[747mopar]

Man you sound just like me! I really need to work on it especially the truck drivers that NEVER move over for you to get on the freeway.

 

[Darius]

You forgot...."****, Priused AGAIN" or "if you push on the long black pedal the car will actually MOVE"

 

[gdrill]

How about, "Hey, what's that behind that garage? Turn around, let's go down the alley."

 

[conv67bdere]

Things I Say While I’m Driving

My favorite
Green means GO!

I've got a little spin on this one I'd like to share with you . . .

Any particular shade of Green you're waiting for

 

[Riverdawg]

Been there too. The left lane drivers and the texters irritate me the most. I think my 19 year daughter may be worse than me, but I guess that whats I get for teaching her how to drive LOL.

 

[Bb70charger500]

Ah phrases to live by .
It's bad in fl. Everyone forgot how to drive so there kids shipped them to fl to "retire"
If anyone's looking for the thrill of the drive come on down I guarantee you use every phrase above with in an hour .

 

[72Fourspeed]

That list comes with your liscense.

 

[Coyoteduster]

Things I Say While I’m Driving

Me: What the f@%k are you doing. What. The f@%k. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the F@%K are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: **** is that a cop? No.
Me: **** THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/ you get this if you have children
My favorite
Green means GO!

- "Why aren't all these f#cking people at work?"
- "Don't you do it #sshole!"
- "It ain't gonna get any greener!"
- "Pick a lane d!ckhead!"
- "Looks like you bought more truck than you can drive sweetheart!"
- "GO-GO-GO-GO-GO!"
- "Hang up and drive dammit!"
- "Another d#mned economy model without turn signals!"
- "You're stopping at the end of the entrance ramp to the freeway, are you f#cking kidding me?"

 

[Budnicks]

I also like
"the gas peddle, is the skinny one on the right"...LOL
{usually followed by "you numb-nuts"}

or "High performance car & a low performance driver", yet again
always seems to be in-front of me crawling up the mountain...

"No driven Ivan", is another of my personal favorites too

"Damn blue hairs", is another one
{we have allot of SF Bay Area flatlander folks/retiree's up here}

 

[kiwigtx]

I like this one for people who cannot park to save themselves...



:grin:

 

[dave5237]

I find myself saying Jesus Christ get out in the intersection when turning left you dumb ***!

 

[Meep-Meep]

Let's guess the nationality of this driver.

 

[Bb70charger500]

"Non driving mother fu#%er"
"Move bit#! Get out the way"
"Why do let young drives skip the driving test if they can read a book?"
"Give daddy back his Beemer now andget the hell out of my way"
"Woman drivers"
"Are you freaking blind"
"Green means go" "go!!!!!!!!"
"To all who don't know when there's flashing lights coming up behind you you pull over not keep going"

 

[Richard Cranium]

Things I say when I'm driving? That's easy...............

If more people would drive like me, the roads would be safer and driving would be more enjoyable.


:toothy1:

 

[OldFolksMopar]

Thanks Pops, I needed that! Funny stuff but oh so true!! Seems the vocabulary is the same everywhere and we have the same idiots in my town! I need to be like RC, he's perfect!