This is why sentence structure is so crucial:

[Meep-Meep]

Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, " Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like s%$t."

 

[kiwigtx]

:rolling::rolling::rolling: Love it.

 

[Lazerwolf]

Grammer. The difference between "Feeling your nuts" and "Feeling you're nuts"

 

[roadrunner69440]

Now that's Freekin funny !!

 

[69a100]

Say that crap now-a-days and your liable to get a lawsuit! LOL

 

[Budnicks]

good one meeps

 

[Cranky]

Funny! Made my staff member hurt!

 

[patrick66]

"Let's eat, Grandma!"

"Let's eat Grandma!"

 

[DWilbur]

What's that in the road ahead. What's that in the road A head.

 

[khryslerkid]

Throw father down the stairs his hat.

 

[super-bee_ski]

I'd be keeping that Debra on for a long time and I'd give her a raise.

 

[GetX'd]

I heard some kids used to call the bowling alley and register for bowling by the name of Jack Meoff. Then over the loud speaker system the attendant would call out loudly..... Jack Meoff for bowling.

And no no I didn't have a thing to do with it.....

 

[WileE]

A friend of mine way back, had a girl page over the intercom for Mike Hunt.

 

[kpkube]

I worked at a major amusement park in the 80's, and they had a ride called Dragon. At lunch one day someone called the lunch room phone and a girl picked it up.
Then she shouted Dick Hurts from Dragon. After she realized what she said after everyone started laughing she turned bright red and ran down the stairs. Bet she never picked up that phone again.

 

[GetX'd]

Those same kids used to call and ask the bowling alley attendant if they carried 10 lb balls. Of course they would always answer - yes. The phone response always was - how do you keep them in your pants?

No , no I didn't have a thing to do with any of that.....

 

[kiwigtx]

I worked at a major amusement park in the 80's, and they had a ride called Dragon. At lunch one day someone called the lunch room phone and a girl picked it up.
Then she shouted Dick Hurts from Dragon. After she realized what she said after everyone started laughing she turned bright red and ran down the stairs. Bet she never picked up that phone again.

:grin:

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[69a100]

I have a buddy named Richard Burns, NO lie! Guess what name he likes better and uses? Yep, Dick or Dickie.

 

[FU64RY]

My neighbors name is Richard Real. He was in the Army. Real Dick at roal call.

 

[polywideblock]

I know a Wayne keer
he didn't have good time at school , parents should think long and hard before naming their children