EV2 GTX
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So this guy shows up at the Pearly Gates and sure enough St. Peter is there to grant admittance to those who deserve it.
So he says to the guy, "if you can tell me one brave act that you did in your time on earth I will grant you entrance to Heaven."
The guy says, " well I was travelling down the highway when a bunch of bikers forced a car off the road and were stealin' the guys wallet and beatin' him up....so I pulled over and walked up the meanest looking one, ripped his ear ring out of his ear, punched him in the face, and then kicked him in the balls."
St. Peter says, "my, that was VERY brave of you, how long ago did that happen?"
The says " about three minutes ago"....
So he says to the guy, "if you can tell me one brave act that you did in your time on earth I will grant you entrance to Heaven."
The guy says, " well I was travelling down the highway when a bunch of bikers forced a car off the road and were stealin' the guys wallet and beatin' him up....so I pulled over and walked up the meanest looking one, ripped his ear ring out of his ear, punched him in the face, and then kicked him in the balls."
St. Peter says, "my, that was VERY brave of you, how long ago did that happen?"
The says " about three minutes ago"....
