What’s a phrase that your parents used years ago

[hanks73340]

Dad use to say when my brother and I always getting into arguments and fisticuffs

The older you guys get the dumber you get

 

[dadsbee]

All I know is saying "is that all you've got" is not the right phrase after your Mother breaks her wood spoon over your *** !!!

 

[SSmoothie]

Close the door, why are you heating the outside. And why are the lights on when nobody is in the room.

 

[zigs]

What kind of stupid are ya
(I didnt know I had a choice)

 

[barnfind]

Find a switch!

 

[Pikser]

When I was 12 years old I was fishing at my grandparents pond. After 4 or 5 hours my grandfather stopped by to see how I was doing. I had caught 1 bass and 3 blue gills, one of the blue gills had flipped up on the bank and had baked in the sun. My Grandfather said , keep this in mind as you get older “ If it smells like that don’t eat it”

 

[Z-Man]

My mom used to say at dinner. " Watch your own plate!

 

[Mike67]

Wasnt really a kid, I was in my early 20s, chasing women, drinking and fighting but went to visit my granddad had a shiner from a Friday night outing... he said "son, God gave you two heads and only enough blood to operate them one at a time..." one of the greatest lines I've ever heard!

 

[SassyPants]

When the boys got to rassl'n around Mom says, "Everybody's have'n fun till somebody gets their eye poked out, then I gotta clean up the mess".

 

[Darter6]

I used to here old timers say "He went ******** over teacups".
I guess it meant he fell down. Never did understand that one. Still don't....

 

[ESOXER]

"In or out!" Followed by "Stop slamming the door!"
In my defense it was one of those creaky spingloaded jobs.

 

[BB14404SPD]

Dad you use tell me "When in doubt, pull out!"

 

[Wonder Woman]

Dad you use tell me "When in doubt, pull out!"

Dad would tell my brother after fixing something.

"It's like a sore dick son, you can't beat it"
Stopped using it around me when I was around 4 or 5 and I used it once.

 

[Dajkzo]

"Be afraid for the correction" With a heavy Hungarian accent.

 

[Bill76]

When some none would ask what time it was we would tell them
Its half past a monkeys ***

 

[Jerry Hall]

When some none would ask what time it was we would tell them
Its half past a monkeys ***

It was "2 hairs past a freckle " for us.

 

[Mike67]

I used to here old timers say "He went ******** over teacups".
I guess it meant he fell down. Never did understand that one. Still don't....

In Texas I've always heard the reference being elbows...lol!

 

[Bill76]

If some one had a real happy look on their face ---
They were grinning like a possum eating ****

 

[Mike67]

Don't make me get out of that chair...followed by go get me another Schlitz!

 

[Bill76]

old machinist saying was ----he don't know if his a** hole is bored or punched