What is your Super Power...

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[NJRR]

My wife says I'm a know-it-all !!!!!

 

[khryslerkid]

This guy has a Super Power!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter.
What are you doing? She asked.
Hunting flies He responded.
Oh, killed any? She asked.
Yep, 3 males and 2 females he replied.
Intrigued she asked : How can you tell them apart?
He responded 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.

 

[khryslerkid]

My Super Power is, I can tell, at the exact moment, when my wrench is going to slip off and bust one of my knuckles! I can't quite figure out which choice words I'll be useing afterwards but I usually use more than two!

 

[GetX'd]

My super power is being able to make a small problem a big problem. I can do what can go wrong, will go wrong like nobodies business......

 

[gdrill]

One of my favorites............

 

[Bladecutter]

rolling stones......

 

[YY1]

I'm "Doctor Depth Perception"-

I can pack a moving van like no one else, and I can park in tight spaces and make turns no one else thinks can be done.

My Wife has several- she's "The Sniffer"- can tell by your breath what you had for lunch and smell dryer sheets three houses down.... and can sear things on the stove like no one else- "The Griddler".

...among others.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

Mmmmmm, what would RC's super power be????

 

[khryslerkid]

Mmmmmm, what would RC's super power be????

"I see dead people"



You know," .... .... won't be down for breakfast"

 

[Bladecutter]

Mmmmmm, what would RC's super power be????

Needling? lol

 

[Bladecutter]

My Super Power is, I can tell, at the exact moment, when my wrench is going to slip off and bust one of my knuckles! I can't quite figure out which choice words I'll be useing afterwards but I usually use more than two!

LMAO......You're alert Kid, i didnt know if anyone would get my drift.....Thanks Dad!!

 

[Bart K]

My super power is a common one......I can make money disappear from my bank account like nobody's business!

Oh, and I can have to take a crap at the worst possible time and place.

 

[Bladecutter]

My super power is a common one......I can make money disappear from my bank account like nobody's business!

Oh, and I can have to take a crap at the worst possible time and place.

Yup, that timing can be a bitch....same here.

 

[drobertson]

My superpower is being able to forget everything at the worst possible time.

 

[Bladecutter]

My superpower is being able to forget everything at the worst possible time.

an echo

 

[Habib]

Mmmmmm, what would RC's super power be????

Being Obnoxious.

 

[khryslerkid]

LMAO......You're alert Kid, i didnt know if anyone would get my drift.....Thanks Dad!!

You're welcome Son! You and I are called "Stone Producers"

 

[Budnicks]

Super Sonic Hearing

seems I hear stuff others around me don't hear...LOL

 

[MrJLR]

I can take a perfectly running car and render it useless in a single afternoon.