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What is your Super Power...

This guy has a Super Power!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter.
What are you doing? She asked.
Hunting flies He responded.
Oh, killed any? She asked.
Yep, 3 males and 2 females he replied.
Intrigued she asked : How can you tell them apart?
He responded 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.
 
My Super Power is, I can tell, at the exact moment, when my wrench is going to slip off and bust one of my knuckles! I can't quite figure out which choice words I'll be useing afterwards but I usually use more than two!
 
My super power is being able to make a small problem a big problem. I can do what can go wrong, will go wrong like nobodies business......
 
I'm "Doctor Depth Perception"-

I can pack a moving van like no one else, and I can park in tight spaces and make turns no one else thinks can be done.

My Wife has several- she's "The Sniffer"- can tell by your breath what you had for lunch and smell dryer sheets three houses down.... and can sear things on the stove like no one else- "The Griddler".

...among others.
 
My Super Power is, I can tell, at the exact moment, when my wrench is going to slip off and bust one of my knuckles! I can't quite figure out which choice words I'll be useing afterwards but I usually use more than two!
LMAO......You're alert Kid, i didnt know if anyone would get my drift.....Thanks Dad!!
 
My super power is a common one......I can make money disappear from my bank account like nobody's business!

Oh, and I can have to take a crap at the worst possible time and place.
Yup, that timing can be a bitch....same here.
 
Super Sonic Hearing

seems I hear stuff others around me don't hear...LOL
 
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