What were the "words of wisdom" you've heard passed down?

[beanhead]

Want in one hand, **** in the other and see which one fills up faster

 

[WileE]

Let it be.

 

[OSDart]

Be careful

 

[OSDart]

Be careful of the toes you step on today. They maybe connected to the butt you kiss tomorrow.

 

[ksurfer2]

It is better to be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

[Cliff Ramsdell]

From various boss’s and such over the years.

If you’re not early, your late. - that a$$hole service manager Paul.

I want to see ***’s and elbows. Al Milo.

Less horse ****, more horse power- Al Milo.

Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. - Me to my kids when they were younger.

Good judgment come from experience.
Unfortunately most experience comes from bad judgment. -unknown

Cliff Ramsdell

 

[hugh68charger]

"Cream always rises to the top." Mom says it. A Karma thing

 

[Triplegreen500]

Work smarter, not harder.

Back when I did stage and concert rigging for a living, we had a saying that applies to just about anything:

There's three kinds of rigging - fast, safe, and cheap. You can pick two.

Fast and safe ain't cheap.
Fast and cheap, I wouldn't stand under it.
Cheap and safe is gonna take a while, because we'll get to it when we run out of other projects.

 

[Kern Dog]

Don’t eat yellow snow.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

 

[F4R/T]

Cover it with foil before checking the oil .

 

[demonram]

If you don’t make a mistake once in awhile, you aren’t doing anything.

 

[chtampa]

Quit playing with it, it will grow on it's own.

 

[Ron H]

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...I've been fooled more times than I care to count...

 

[Charles Cook]

Money is a tool, it takes money to make money.

 

[coronet68mx]

Keep the light straight, look what am doing you dumb !!!!
Dad.

 

[oldbee]

"Keep you eyes and ears open and your mouth shut". It worked in boot camp!

 

[sam dupont]

Give me slack, or give me death

I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

If you knock her up I ain’t babysitting.
Equipment and people can both be dangerous, respect them both.

 

[ir3333]

The old guy to the kid with blue hair...."just be yourself son, you'll be weird enough"
My boss to me ...."i'm too old a cat to be fooled by the kittens"
Me to my wife ...."don't argue with me when you know i'm wrong"
Abe Lincoln..."Don't believe everything you see on the internet"

 

[ricks_RR]

if you play with it you will go blind .. i played till i needed glass's